18sx (BEWARE, u hv been warned.)

im gonna be ranting abt some very disgusting things today. things that my mum will scream n delete my blog the instance she read it n mayb even chop off my hands for good measures so that i will never again write abt stuff like this EVER.

am i arousing yr curiousity?

okay. so the inspiration for this post came from my junk mail at when im checking my hotmail. for YEARS i've been receiving emails from various stupid companies (or mayb they're jz from some sick individuals) asking me if i'm interested in making my penis larger in HUGH BLOCK CAPITAL LETTERS.

seriously? i wanted to reply them and say, hello? i don't have a freaking penis. so STOP SENDING ME THESE EMAILS!!!!! it;s freaking annoying coz i always be tempted to click on that link jz to see what kinda pills enlarges men's *ahem*. there, i admit it. im super curious to see those pills.

but always i managed to control myself in fear of:

1. virus

2. guilt. (i do fear God, very much thank you.)

3. seeing something which i should not see, n yes it starts with a 'p'.

soooo... these emails are jz freaking annoying coz they tempt me n disgust me n irritates my eyebrows off all at the same time!!!!

but here's the million dollar question which came in ANOTHER form of junk email, this time from a betty wats-her-name. her email was titled "important email from betty xxx" n i clicked on it. *stupid me* n it goes like this, FIND OUT IF THESE PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS REALLY WORK!". (why the caps? is it a selling-pills-for-enlarging-penis-company thing?or maybe it;s their way of catching attention. they sure got mine.)

now THAT is the question i really wanna know. i know for one these pills are certainly NOT viagra (i didnt know how to spell it so i googled it. =.= guilty~) coz viagra jz makes u hard... right? (urgh awkward!!!!!!) but apparently these pills makes guy's *ahem* LONGER n BIGGER....

how?

i really wonder.

i mean, biologically its kinda impossible right? but i know one of the effective way is for me to kick it really hard so that it swells up n voila! bigger n fatter! (longer i doubt... hmmm... maybe stretching it? LOL)

or mayb those pills will increase the fats around it so it grows. but seriously, its that three little word again.

I. Doubt. It.

its the exact same thing wif those creams women puts on their breast in hope that it will grow larger. THEY DO NOT WORK. okay? nada. not to say i tried it on myself (how could i? i mean, they're super expensive!!!!!! i'll never afford it... haha) but come on, if its really effective, there're bound to be superstars promoting it coz every rich women will rush to buy it for themselves n their daughters n their granddaughters n maybe even their sons. (??? u'll never know.)

thats why, seriously, these penis-enlarging pills? i. doubt. it.

so, lets come back to the main topic.

STOP SENDING ME THESE EMAILS COZ ITS IRRITATING N SUPER ANNOYING!!!!!!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. AT LEAST SEND IT TO SUM1 WITH THAT THING COZ I SURE AS ANYTHING DO NOT HAVE ONE.

okay. rant over.

kinda explicit for me. haha... i dun blog abt this thing. i mean, i never tried. but im jz feeling kinda hyper n pissed off n annoyed u noe... n yea, lack of sleep. xD (during holiday???? u got THAT right!!!!)

early morning tmr! woot!!!! =)

chillex ppl~

HL